At the start of my career I worked at a few newspapers. Whenever, I did, I had to be issued with a security pass. Remember them? Here is one of my first.

I can’t believe I still have this one. A jem!
I like the fact that Mirror Group is in speech marks. I have my eyes closed as usual.
This used to be a great source of amusement to the security guards in Canary Wharf when I passed them everyday.